ABOUT US

I’m a 46 year old father who used to think “getting older” meant getting slower, creakier, and more tired. I was wrong.

A few years ago I caught myself on the sideline of my son’s soccer practice, watching him sprint while I sat in the truck scrolling my phone because I “didn’t have the energy.” That moment hit harder than any workout I’d ever done. My boys weren’t copying the old version of me that could deadlift a house—they were copying the guy who gave up at 3 p.m. every day.

I decided that stops now.

I started digging through research, testing ingredients on myself (in my garage, between school runs and work calls), and throwing out anything that was hype, filler, or marketing fluff. What stayed were clean, premium, science-backed formulas that actually moved the needle for men like us:

  • Steady, all-day energy that survives kid chaos and overtime shifts
  • Joints and liver that don’t punish you the morning after pickup basketball
  • Real muscle recovery so you’re not groaning when you get on the floor to wrestle
  • Mood and sleep support so you’re the calm, present dad instead of the short-fuse one

That garage project became Apeish LAB.

We’re not here for 22-year-old influencers or pro bodybuilders. We’re here for the guy who’s over 40, has a mortgage, a family that depends on him, and still refuses to let “dad bod” be his final form.

Every bottle we sell is chosen and tested first on real dads—guys with bad knees from high-school football, thinning hair from stress, and that quiet fear that they’re slowly fading on the people who need them most. If it doesn’t work for us in the real world, it never ends up on our shelf. Simple as that.

No proprietary blends. No pixie-dusted servings. No 47-ingredient labels hiding 2mg of the good stuff. Just honest doses of what the research (and our own beat-up bodies) says actually works.

Because here’s the truth: your kids aren’t getting any smaller, the years aren’t getting any slower, and the world still needs the strongest version of you.

We’re not asking you to live in the gym or eat chicken and rice six times a day. We’re asking you to give yourself the same fighting chance you give everyone else in your life.

If you’re ready to trade “I’m just getting old” for “Watch this,” you’re in the right place.

Welcome to the pack. Let’s stay fierce—for them, for us, for as long as we’re here.

- Omar _ Apeish LAB